kids say the darndest things

Some of my favorite quotes from kindergartners I encountered during day 1 of my placement:

teacher: okay I'm going to throw you the ball and I want you to tell me your name.
boy she threw the ball to: Michaelthethird (literally he said it as one word)
teacher: thank you Michael
boy: NOOOOOO My NAME IS Michaelthethird

teacher: ok I want you to tell me your favorite color
boy: uhhhhhhh green (and points to orange)

teacher: we are going to draw pictures just like this one and you can take it home to your mom and-
boy (interrupts): MY MOM IS DEAD
another boy: YOUR MOM DIIIIIIED?
teacher: are we supposed to talk when then teacher is talking?
(side note: the boy was not joking. his mom died shortly after he was born)

girl with fake cell phone: I'm gonna call the cops!
same girl later: I'm gonna call the pageant officials (she is in beauty pageants)

teacher: ok good job going potty, but next time we put the toilet paper IN the toilet.

hi-lar-ious.