I MET JIM GAFFIGAN

yes I sure did. And I got a picture with him and he signed this newspaper article about him that was in The Times yesterday. omg his show tonight was so hilarious. I literally could not even drink my beer because I would spray it on the people in front of me or it would come out my nose because I was laughing so dang hard.

"You ever been to a Catholic Mass? It's still going on...right now"

"Bowling is what you do when you've done everything else. Well, we could hang ourselves or we could go bowling. Let's go bowling"

"My wife's always like 'Why don't you ever make the bed?' and I'm like 'the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.' I like to think of it as the bed always being open."

so many more. Love him. And my friends and I took a picture with him that I am hoping they will post soon!

me: I love you. You are hilarious (as he's signing my newspaper)
Jim: thanks so much for coming. I really appreciate it
me: thanks for signing that
Jim: here. now go throw it away
me: oh shut up
Jim and I simultaneously doing his obnoxious nasal voice and the ppl in the meet and greet line laughing at us

HAHA! He is so great!